Here we are in a new year. I'm going to try to write more often, and to stay on-topic. That's as close to a New Year's resolution as you'll get from me.
I've written before about my experiments with feminine beauty enhancements. I've gone on at length about my fingernails, culminating in last year's French manicure. I've toed the line a few times with my eyebrows, though they don't generate the reaction they used to. I guess waxing has become more common since I started. Two weeks ago I decided to experiment with something a little more daring: eyelash extensions.
I thought they'd be something simple and subtle: a neat little look-enhancer that wouldn't be totally jarring with my normal day-to-day masculine appearance. I've written here before about my mediocre experiences with mascara. I decided to do the extensions almost on the spur of the moment. I'd actually gone into the salon to ask about something else (leg waxing, if anyone cares) and was suffering from sticker shock over the cost. I was determined to treat myself to something, though. I flipped through the salon's brochure, and saw that they did eyelash extensions, and asked if they could do that instead.
Getting the extensions was certainly a new experience. It's been a long time since I let anyone do anything that close to my eyes, and obeying the instructions to "Look that way" while the stylist leaned into my eye with a gigantic pair of tweezers was tough. I survived, though. The lashes I got were the shortest they offer, and they're still dramatically thicker than my natural lashes. They were annoying at first, as I had trouble adjusting to the extra weight on my eyelids. I probably unwitting batted them at lots of people at first, without meaning to. I've grown used to them, though. I like the look, but I'm not sure I want to pony up $25 every three weeks to maintain them.
Did anyone notice them? They certainly did. At least the women did. The compliments have fairly streamed in, from ladies who thought they were my natural lashes to more observant people who wanted to know where I'd got them done. From gentlemen, nothing. I don't know if men are just less observant, or more circumspect. I doubt it's the latter, though. Men have always been quick to point out my manicures, and usually in a derogatory manner. Maybe they don't want to admit to looking that close.
Tomorrow night's another Skeptics in the Pub event, and I managed to get the night off. I am dressing up this time, so I'll get the full effect of how the lashes look with makeup. I'll let you know how things go.