Saturday, June 20, 2009

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

I just have a few things I need to get off my chest.

A trash can is not an ashtray.

A potted plant is not an ashtray.

A bathtub is not a toilet.

Thank you.

4 comments:

  1. Regarding #3...

    ewwwwwwww!!!!!

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  2. Numbers 1 and 2 do refer to hotel guests. #3 is a household thing. Urinating in the shower saves water versus flushing the toilet. I don't have a problem with my roommate peeing in the shower. I've even done it. But you're not supposed to leave the pee standing in the tub. That's GROSS!

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  3. I lived with a cat once who thought the bathtub was a toilet. Getting a shower in the morning there was always a dangerous thing: make sure you're awake enough to get the all clear!

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